Kingdom Hearts 2/Chain of Memories and FM Blooper Reels!! I nearly died. Trust me if you played the game you'd understand. But for now, I shall place the bloopers here and laugh mockingly at those of you who read this but do not understand.
Xemnas: Kingdom Hearts, you cannot be complete without me, nor I withou- *wire snaps*
Xemnas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *crash*
Namine: Roxas, you.. were never meant to exist....
Roxas: How could you say that? even if it were tru▬
*Roxas' chair brakes and he lands on his ass*
Namine: *gasp* ROXAS!!!! Are you ok?!
*trips over flip flops*
Cloud: Sorry to keep you....Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Cloud.....*endless talk about him and darkness*
Cloud: *monotononously* Shut up.
Director: CUT!!! Cloud, put more emotion into it, ya know?
Rai: That's my line, ya know!?
Director: What are you gonna do, YA KNOW? Sue me?
Rai: *turns into FFVIII's Rai
jin*
Director: Eep.
*As Raijin fights Director...*
Cloud: So Seph...how's about we ditch this dump?
Sephiroth: *shrugs* Fine by me.
*They walk off*
Director: Where do you think you two are going?? OW!
Axel: Got it memorized?
Sora:... Sorry? I wasn't paying attention.
Axel: Damnit! I WAS going to kill myself helping you, but you're a MEANIE!
*Roxas falls off the tower in twilight town and comes in contact to kiari*
Roxas: Hello?
Kiari: Whos this?
Roxas: Your Mom, now im going to give you killer headaches cuz you cant remember Sora
Kiari: WTF!!?!?!? *Collapses*
Pence: Ollette dragged me off to go shopping.
Roxas:... Dude! You're totally whipped! Er...
Director: Roxas, reduce your asshole levels a bit eh?
*my personal favourite*
Sora:... Riku?
Xigbar: Uh... yeah that's me, Rake-You or whatever...... What do you mean I'm really Sig-Bar?.... A nobody? I'm not a nobody! You're a nobody! No likes you, fatty!
Demyx: Dance, water, dance!
*The water creatures stop attacking and begin waltzing each other*
Demyx: Uh... Not what I planned, but at least I can die dancing!
Roxas is sitting on the tower eating ice cream.
Roxas: God, I love sea salt ice cream
Roxas: *eating*
Roxas: tastes so good!
Roxas: AHHHHHHHH! BRAIN FREEZE!!
Roxas: *falls off tower*
Hayner: Again! Roxas you're such an idiot...
After the final battle with Xemnas.
Riku: Sora, can you help me? I wanna get down to the water
Sora: Sure.
Riku: Sora?
Sora: Ya
Riku: would you mind getting your hand off of my butt?!
Demyx is bringing out his guitar to fight against Sora.
Demyx: Silence traitor.
*boss music starts*
Sora: Where the hell is that coming from?
Demyx: whips out sitar.
Sitar: *string breaks*
Demyx: Oh crap...
Beast has ADD
Xaldin: What shall I leave behind?
Beast: Sora, your keyblade is so...SHINY!!! Can I touch it?
Xaldin: Ahem...
Sora: Beast, pay attemntion!
Sora and Kairi meet again
Kairi: * hugs Sora*
Sora: ( Don't touch her butt, don't touch her butt)
Riku: God, I'm ugly...
Director: Cut!!!!!!!! Sora keep your hands off Kairi's butt!!!
Riku: What I said back there...about thinking I was better at stuff than you...To tell you the truth,Sora... I was jealous of you.
Sora: What for?
Riku: You got laid.
(Sora burts out laughing)
Director:CUT!!!RIKU!!!
Sora and Riku finally arrive back on Destiny Islands with Kairi wating on shore for them.
Sora: *running towards Kairi* We-We're back!
Kairi: You're home.
*Kairi helps Sora up with her hand and he has the lucky charm in his*
...
Sora: HOLD ON!!! CUT! We just end on a handshake? What kind of ending is that??
sora: why does everyone think im gay?
kairi: well, it could have seomthing to do with the way u dress...and hold riku's hand, and touch his ass...
sora: but the guy from disney said that it was a normal thing to do! he would do that with me all teh time!
disney owner guy: (in background) oh shit...im screwed.
At SE studios
Ansem: Your pokemon league challenge ends with me Sora!
Nomura: CUT! THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!
Ansem: Well, that's what the script says!
Somewhere at WOTC Programming studios...
Lance: I know all that there is to know.
Ash: Tell me, who are you?
Lance: It is I; Ansem. The Seeker of Darkness.Scene Final (before the fight with 1st Marluxia)
Marluxia: Well I guess you killed Axel. *starting to fade has if it was being a hologram* WHY ISN'T THIS *beeping* thing working?
Sora: HEY! That isn't your line.
Director: That isn't yours either!
And they all start getting in a huge argument between Sora and the Director.
Xigbar: You've really put Organization XIII in a tomato. Er wait, watermelon. Ah crap, what was it? Grape, potato, sausage,.....
*an hour later*
PICKLE!!!! That was it!!!! pickle!
Demyx: Oh, I told them they were sending the wrong guy...
Sora: Who is this kook?
Goofy: Remember the organization's made up of homebodies, er, nobodies...
Sora: *laughs*
DiZ: Maybe you should share some of that ice cream with Sora.
Roxas: No! That ice cream belongs to me!!
Goofy: Gawrsh Iago, I hope you didn't hurt yourself.
Iago: Why am I not surprised?
Nomura: *sigh* Iago, how many times have I told you, your line is "at least i can still fly"?!!!
Iago: I can't take it anymore!!!! *flies away*
Axel: Kairi's in the castle dungeon, now GO! *opens portal*
Sora: Axel..
Axel: ... *isn't fading* Okay, who's in charge of the FADING EFFECTS?!
Demyx:*from offstage* I told them they were sending the wrong guy...
Roxas: This sea salt ice-cream sure is good--woah! *starts falling* HOLY S***!
Director: CUT! You can't say that in a disney game Roxas!
Roxas: I know sir, but even fake-falling scares the livin' s*** out of me!
Director: And you scare the livin' s**** out of me because we're wasting so much time and film money! FREAKIN' DUMBASS TEENAGER!
*MCR walks by*
Gerard:....kill that director
(lol, okay a little strange)
*Roxas and Namine in the White Room*
Namine: You were never suppose to exist Roxas
Roxas: How?
Namine: I'm a witch, at least that's what Diz called me.
Roxas: Wait, you're a white witch, right? *looks at her blonde hair and white dress*
Namine: Yes.
Roxas: Oh okay! SWEET! I always wanted to be in The Wizard of Oz!!!!!
Director: STFU Roxas, and say ur lines!!!!!
Roxas:....Berries and cream? 0.0
*Hades and Pete*
Hades: *Flips out and catches on red fire*
Pete: Hey boss, how come you got red fire if you're really mad and blue fire when ur cool and normal. If I remember from science class blue is actually hotter than red and red is cooler...
Hades: -.-
Director: Aw dammit.
director- roxas, let the user press the lock on button!
roxas- but i don't want to look at that... thing *points at nobody*
director- get him out of here
roxas- wtf dude, you cant fire me!! im a major character in the storyline!!
director- bring in the stunt double!
*sora walks in with dirty blond hair
director- aaaaaaaaaaand action!!
sora- hyah!! *takes one hit from nobody*
sora- wtf!! this isn't CoM!!
director- i think the line is "ow"
Sora to Demyx: I bet you can't even fight.
Donald: Yeah, but we can!
Demyx: You shouldn't judge anybody by appearance.
Then, both Sephiroth and Terra appear, weapons drawn.
Demyx: ...Well, except maybe for those guys. Run, run away!
Setting: Olympus Colisseum, Underworld. Bubble Talk.
Auron: Some fool must have broken the seal.
Sora: What an idiot......WAIT! CUT! I was talking about me?!
Auron:...you just noticed that?
Sora: Sarcastically extraordinary. The script calls me an idiot indirectly by my own self. I need a new entity, one who supports the reverance into what the character of Sora would truly represent. The whole matter is fallacious, and I'm a more highly intelligent individual than the one unjustly presented, who is an idiotic, babbling, imprudent fool. And why in blasphemy am I still conversing in bubble effects?!! End it!
Director: *sighs boredly*...this is the exact reason why we made you a dumbass!
Auron: *snaps eyes open in a snort by yell* Oh sh*t. I almost fell asleep standing. Heh. Ugh, taking 5 guys.
Namine and Roxas in white room.
Namine-You were never supposed to exist, Roxas..
Roxas-What? How can you say such a thing, even if it were true?
Namine- Your father forgot to use a condom.....
Roxas-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*After meeting and fighting Roxas in the World that Never Was*
Roxas: You make a good other.
Sora: But I’m straight!
...
Director: *bangs head on table*
Before the Luxord battle at TWTNW
Sora: You
Luxord: Lets just skip the formalities.
*During the battle.*
Sora: I summon Battle Ox in attack mode. Then I filp ultimate offering up and pay 500 life points to summon my Dark Magican and attack your Summoned Skull.
Luxord: I use Mirror Force. You attack is redirected to you.
Director: CUT! What the hell man? Did 4Kids invade your minds too?
Sora: Just shut up and duel.
Luxord: It's time to DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUEL!
(I think this is from Yu-Gi-Oh!. I hate that anime.)
in the white room
Namine: You were never supposed to exist Roxas
Roxas: THEN HOW CAN YOU TALK TO ME?
Director: ROXAS! YOUR LINES!!!
Neverland. Sora's about to walk the plank.
Peter: Come on Sora Fly! Fly!
*Sora jumps off, and flys away again just as the croc tries to snap at him*
Sora: (Phew! I never thought a million years that i could do my own stunts!)
Director: CUT CUT CUT!!!!!! OH MY GOD, SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!!
Sora: What are you talking about? I survived the stunt with a scra......
*Sora looks down to his leg in the croc's mouth. Whats left of his leg is spewing blood*
Sora: ........you son of a bitch........*Faints*
Scene of Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kairi and Rikunort walks in as Saix was looking at the moon at The World That Never Was.
Saix: Only you could have made this far in one piece...Roxas
Sora: That's really getting OLD!
Donald: Yeah, he's SORA!
Saix: Different name, same fate.
Start of the battle.....
Saix: Can you feel it the moon's power?
(Michael Buble's Moondance played)
Saix: MOON-DANCE NOW!
*Roxas falls off the tower in twilight town and comes in contact to kairi*..or so he thinks
Roxas:...hello?
Person: uh..hey, can i get a large pizza extra cheese?
Roxas:....um what?...i think you got connected by mistake..
Person: *talks in background*
uh yea, i know u want extra pepperoni......uhh ok how much will that be??
Roxas: LISTEN, you have the wrong number
person: ok, well i live at 116 Roxbury road, my phone number is...
Roxas: NO NO NO!! hang up!! i need to talk to Kai--
**falls to the ground and dies**
That's....weird.
[Before Luxord battle]
*everyone stares at the light from ansem's machine going to kingdom hearts*
Sora: Whats that?
Riku: It's the King and Piss...I mean, Diz!-- damn it, let's do it again!
Whoa, that's long.
