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HELLO!
thy blog owner.
CLAY.
Is a tad too obsessed with the men of Johnny's Entertainment. Wants to have her very own set of dancing, shirtless men.
Loves peach tea and passion fruit tea. Studying in NP and not NYP. I &hearts NP! Is not afraid of procrastinating work.
 &hearts V6
 &hearts 三宅健～～
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Monday, June 22, 2009
Title : Let Me Tell You a Bedtime Story
Time : 6/22/2009 02:17:00 PM
I know I know, I've been vegetating at home too long.
BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GEM.
You know the 'Princess and the Pea' story? Well....I went onto the MadLibs generator after reading a post on LJ and subbed some words in there....everything to do with KHR. This is so win.
The Pineapple and The Whip- Hans Christian Anderson ONCE upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a pineapple; but she would have to be a real pineapple. He was bitten all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were pineapples enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real pineapple. One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and the old king went to open it. It was a pineapple standing out there in front of the gate. But, good gracious! what a sight the rain and the wind had made Mukuro look. The water ran down from Mukuro hair and clothes; it ran down into the toes ofMukuro shoes and out again at the heels. And yet she said that she was a real pineapple. "Well, we'll soon find that out," thought the old queen. But she said nothing, went into the bed-room, took all the bedding off the bedstead, and laid a whip on the bottom; then she took twenty mattresses and laid them on the whip, and then twenty eider-down beds on top of the mattresses. On this the pineapple had to lie all night. In the morning she was asked how she had slept. "Oh, very badly!" said she. "I have scarcely closed my eyes all night. Heaven only knows what was in the bed, but I was lying on something hard, so that I am black and blue all over my body. It's horrible!" Now they knew that she was a real pineapple because she had felt the whip right through the twenty mattresses and the twenty eider-down beds. Nobody but a real pineapple could be as sensitive as that. So the prince took Mukuro for his hooker, for now he knew that he had a real pineapple; and the whip was put in the museum, where it may still be seen, if no one has stolen it. There, that is a true story.
Dying of laughter still. Here's another one:
HAMLET'S THIRD SOLILOQUY To be, or not to bombs, -- that is the pineapple;
Whether 'tis nobler in the tuna to suffer
The slings and tonfas of beautiful fortune,
Or to take knives against a sea of guns,
And by bombing end them. To die, -- to fight, --
No more; and by a fight to say we end
The bird and the 691827 natural shocks
That flesh is mafia boss to,-- 'tis a cake
mysteriously to be wish'd. To die, --- to fight,--
To fight! perchance to bites! ay, there's the pimple;
For in that fight of death what X-gloves may come
When we have was bitten off this restlessly coil,
Must give us sword....
AND ANOTHER ONE!
"ELEANORE RIGBY" - The Beatles Ah, look at all the gay pineapples!
Ah, look at all the gay pineapples! Chrome Dokuro picks up the sword in a Namimori High School where a Vongola Carnival has been.
slices in a bird. summons at the eyepatch, wearing the owl that she keeps in a three-pronged trident by the pineapple. Who is it for? All the gay pineapples, where do they all come from?
All the gay pineapples, where do they all eats?
The words in bold are obviously the substituted words. Can anyone tell me where my sanity has gone? I miss it very much and I would like it back.
Labels: crack, epic win, who needs drugs? you've got humour, 家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN |
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Title : IDK Whatta Do with Laif
Time : 6/22/2009 01:09:00 PM
KHR meme (21/03/09 series 8D)
by chumee
>Warnings: Implied slash. Okay FINE after re-reading it, it's totally not implied but IN-YOUR-FACE slash.
Instruction:
*Fill out the numbers with KHR characters' names before answering the questions below. owo)
*And...for your sake as well as the reader's sake, put the name of the character in the parenthesis after the number in the question. o-o);;
1.) Sawada Tsunayoshi
2.) Rokudo Mukuro
3.) Yamamoto Takeshi
4.) Gokudera Hayato
5.) Hibari Kyouya
6.) Xanxus
7.) Squalo
8.) Belphegor
9.) Lussuria
10.) Chrome Dokuro
1.) What if #1 ( Tsuna ) and #2 ( Mukuro ) became canon?
- A-As long as the innuendos are still there....*Fangirl mode*
2.) Do you think #5 ( Hibari ) and #8 ( Bel ) would be a good pair?
- DOHOHOHOHOHOHO "Kamikurosu" and "Shishishishi, Hibari-chan~~" Oh it'd be explosive.
3.) What would happen if you lock #1 ( Tsuna ), #10 ( Chrome ), and #9 ( Lussuria ) in a room?
- Mukuro would emerge from within Chrome and Lussuria will start muay thai-ing him while Tsuna will be all "No, no stop it!" and clutching his hair then Mukuro would turn from Lussuria and start molesting Tsuna instead and and Lussuria will go off into his "Oh, pretty men" mode blabla O*(AHGA(SX
4.) #2 ( Mukuro ) #6 ( Xanxus ) were tasked to prepare dinner. What do they cook?
- Burnt ashes. Cuz Xanxus (with his evil flames of rage and perpetual tensed eyebrows) will be too pissed at Mukuro sashaying around the kitchen singing "Kufufufu no fu~" and being all girly and mysterious.
5.) If #3 ( Yamamoto ) and #7 ( Squalo ) would have a date, where would it be and how would would it go?
- OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SO CHUN MY FAVOURITE PAIRING. Yayayayayayayay~ Lol, Squalo would prolly bring Yamamoto out fishing and catch a shark to grill and eat. Then Yamamoto would bring Squalo to the baseball field and *koffkoff* teach him the wonders of scoring a homerun, then the air would be so full of UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension) till in the end they cannot take it and and um, go all NC-17. *sighhhh* the beauty of BL~ ♥
6.) What do you think is the theme song of #4 ( Gokudera ) and #5 ( Hibari )?
- I-I...I do not know what to say!!!!! "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse. Cuz both of them are so violent and UST-ish and sexy and and lalalalalala~
7.) What kind of wedding would #7 ( Squalo ) and #8 ( Bel ) have?
- NO DOUBT BEL WOULD BE THE MAN AND SQUALO WOULD BE THE WOMAN. CROSS-DRESSING!SQUALO FOR TEH WIN. Anyway. Well, there'd probably be sharks everywhere and the wedding would be EXPLOSIVE.
8.) If #3 ( Yamamoto ) and #1 ( Tsuna ) were suddenly in a fairy-tale-ish world, what part would they play?
- Yamamoto: The princely goofy sort // Tsuna: Cinderella. He'd make a good waifu/housekeeper. AHHHHHHHH TSUNA IN HEADSCARF IS JUST TOO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♥ Gosh, I just realised it was a Very Very Bad Idea™ not to bring my tablet back with me to Kuching because now I cannot resist drawing Tsuna in Cinderella!clothes. *stabs self with available kunai*
9.) What would happen after #10 (Chrome ) and #6 ( Xanxus ) found themselves together in bed?
- That would NEVER happen but wtf, MEMES hahahahha. Oh crap, I nearly peed myself just thinking about it. Xanxus will probably rage around screaming "WHY ARE YOU NOT SQUALO????" while Chrome will be all "Mukuro-sama, please help T^T Xanxus- sama is scaring me~" and then Mukuro would come out and use his powers of molestation and defeat Xanxus ORZ someone help me I'm retarded.
10.) What kind of book would #9 ( Lussuria ) be reading?
- Xanxus/Squalo doujinshis and gay porn.
11.) What topic would most likely be talked about by #2 ( Mukuro ) and #5 ( Hibari )?
- OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG ANOTHER OF MY FAVOURITE PAIRING FOR TEH WIN. O*IA^&YHD^*(ATXRGW Hibari will prolly keep insulting Mukuro about pineapples and going “かみくろす” and Mukuro will start クフフ-ing in teh ULTIMATE sexy voice and ARGH, THERE'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH UST YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN IN IT AND QO#*CH)(Q&JWZ I'M GOING ALL FANGIRL AGAIN, GAH THEY'RE SO VIOLENT AND EXPLOSIVE I JUST LOVE IT.
12.) How would #6 ( Xanxus ) confess to #8 ( Bel )?
- "Hey, tra- I-I mean BEL. I...I, uh...GAWDDAMMIT!" *rage flames gathers in hands* Xanxus slams the flames against the wall and Varia HQ crumbles and Bel-chan is scared and asks "Xanxus-sama, why so violent suddenly?" and Xanxus is all "I, GAH, YOU TRASH, I LIKE YOU AHHHHHHH." Eeps, my brain just got fried o_O But seeing Xanxus...I think he'll launch into violence first then confess his feelings OTL MASS DESTRUCTION FTW IS XANXUS-SAMA'S MOTTO DESU.
13.) #3 ( Yamamoto ) and #10 ( Chrome ) are going to fight. What did they disagree upon and who do you think would win? (and what kind of fight would they have..? >8D)
- Chrome (being the cute smart scaredy-kitten she is) will, once again, draw upon Mukuro-sama's power and then Mukuro will appear and take over 8) Then Mukuro will go all gay and pineapple and use several illusions of himself to raep Yamamoto and torture his mind and Yamamoto will be all uke and crying saying "Stop, Mukuro stoppppp~ T^T I can't take it anymore~~" Oh goddd, I'm going all NC-17 here but jeez louise, Mukuro will stop the illusions and then perform the real thing and Yamamoto will be all "Ahhhhhhh Mukuro don't stop noowwwwwwww~~~~~" ♥ ♥ ♥
14.) For what reason does #7 ( Squalo ) sneak inside #1's ( Tsuna ) house at night?
- NOOOOOOOOOO LOL I LOVE THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILDDDDDDDDDD~ I THINK SQUALO WANTS TO PLAY WITH TSUNA'S GAME CONSOLE OR OR MAYBE REBORN WANTS TO TRAIN TSUNA HOW TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM SEME STALKERS/RAEPISTS/MOLESHTERS HAHAHA OTL OTL
15.) What are the words that #4 ( Gokudera ) would say as s/he is about to kill #9 ( Lussuria )?
- DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "Why did you touch Jyuudaime inappropriately? WHYYY? Now Jyuudaime's pureness is gone, taken by you!!!!!"
16.) If #7 ( Squalo ) would rule a kingdom, who would be his/her spouse?
- XANXUS. THERE'S NO OTHER ONE FOR SQUALO LOLOLOLOL. I can picture all too well, Xanxus being all meek and submissive while Squalo is all "VOIIIIII, YOU WEAKLINGS!" Argh, NOW I CAN SEE YAMAMOTO FOR SQUALO. This time, Squalo will be all manly, while Yamamoto is all too gay and loving and "Awh, Squalo isn't this fun? Ahahahahahaha~"
17.) #3 ( Yamamoto ) turned into an animal..! (out of curiosity, what kind of animal is s/he? 8D) #4 ( Gokudera ) picks him/her up. How are their days together?
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOO MUCH LOVE LOLOLOL AND I CAN SO TOTALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING. Yamamoto is a black bunny! *I was just reading a Y/G doujin and it featured the both of them as bunnies orz too cute* Gokudera cannot resist the cute Yama-bunny and ends up taking care of him and and they spend their days bouncing about in a field of yellow daisies where Gokudera is always shiny-eyed and happy and hugging Yama-bunny~
18.) If #5 ( Hibari Kyouya ) fails an exam, how can #10 ( Chrome ) persuade him/her to study?
- THE EFFFFFFF HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Ironic that within Chrome, there is Mukuro. As yet again, Chrome will hand matters over to Mukuro. Mukuro will then use his powers of sexual persuasion to make Hibari study and oh man, it all goes NC-17 from here. This makes me want to draw a doujin with this plot in mind O_O
19.) Who would you rather go out with? #8 ( Belphegor ), or #9 ( Lussuria )?
- This is hard! I think...Lussuria. I have a feeling that he won't mind following me to the purikura booths and let his dignity escape so that we can do some EXTREME!retard poses 8) HAHAHHA, oh, a day with Lussuria would be so fun!!!!
20.) If Amano-sensei would give you an official art that has #2 ( Mukuro ) and #6 ( Xanxus) [only] in it, what scene of the two would you like her to draw for you?
- HoSHYT Amano-sensei, I hope you don't mind abusing your characters! >:3 For starters, I'd like Mukuro to be in a domineering position (with his three-pronged trident, mind you) while Xanxus is kneeling meekly and Mukuro has this crazy-gay face on himself OTL OTL the possibilities are endless~~~~Labels: crack, epic win, memes, who needs drugs? you've got humour, 家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN
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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Title : Love Makes the World Go Round~
Time : 6/18/2009 04:47:00 PM
BOYS Love, that is :3
Hahaha, anyway, I stumbled across another new yaoi movie with 玉木宏(Tamaki Hiroshi) と(and)山田孝之(Yamada Takayuki).
CANYOOBELIEVEITTAMAKIHIROSHI???????????
Why are all the actors I've watched in het!dramas are all turning to yaoi movies????
Case in point: JOO JI HOON.
Not that I'm complaining.
All of them are so sexy in BL movies ~♥
But still....TAMAKI???? I mean, after watching 'Nodame Cantabile', I cannot help but retain the image of Chiaki-senpai on Tamaki!!!
//slams head on wall//
Oh, while in Speedy (Saberkas) yesterday, I SPOTTED OKADA'S FACE STARING OUT AT ME FROM THE COVER OF 'TIGER & DRAGON'.
EC and Sidney think I'm weird now. I was squeeing over seeing Okada's face. I have no idea whai.
LOLOLOLOLOL.
Matsumoto Jun's face was expected (as with Oguri Shun's face) since hello, they're involved in Hana Yori Dango.
*Almost every female I know is into the Korean Version O_O But hard to blame, cuz loooookie mommy, all ze pweetty pweetty leetle boyz I vuld vairi much liek teh raep~ *
It's nice to know that some of Johnny's boys are gracing Malaysian shelves ~♥ ♥
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Getting totally out of point here but....(okay not REALLY out of the point since it's also about Tamaki) it was weird seeing some actors I know endorsing a product in an advertisement while I was in Japan. Cuz, DOOD, I only ever see them in doramas!!!!
It's so surreal, watching them in...I dunno, ADS. Like, it's so part of everyday life in Japan.
Yeah, I watched Tamaki endorsing mints o_O Very surreal I tell you. Labels: BL, do wants, random is teh middle nemu, V6, 玉木宏 |
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Title : 悪夢で会いましょう
Time : 6/18/2009 01:08:00 PM
I DOWNLOADED REBORN AUDIO DRAMA LOLOLOLOLOLOL
'Let's Meet In A Nightmare'
Centers around Mukuro ~♥
AND AND AND AND
The best part was when Gokudera was all womanizing and flirting ♥ Eventhough TECHNICALLY Mukuro was sexing him up possessing his body 8D
クフフフフフ～
Oh the most epic part was when Mukuro's voice faded out and Tsuna was all “ちょう待って骸！！！” And when the drama started, I could hear Tsuna moaning in the beginning HAHAHAHAHAHA. The first thought that popped to mind was "HO MAN, BL DORAMA??" But no, he's just moaning cuz of a dream~~~~
WHAT SORT OF DREAM, TSU-KUN?
*evil sparkly eyes* >:D
What I love about being a fangirl is that: no matter how shonen a manga/anime is without any BL hints, we can still get BL out of it 8DDDDDD
Teehee, womanizer!Gokudera is, without doubt, epic win. Labels: crack, epic win, 家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN |
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Title : 90th Post WHOOPEE
Time : 6/17/2009 02:01:00 PM
OH wow, it's my 90th post!
*love love love love*
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I'm supposed to be working on my CNP presentation lol. But guess what?
I left ALL my notes in Singapore.
How smart of me.
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Tom Felton should just grow his hair long, dye it blonde, and go around with a perpetual smirk.
Let's go can-kicking, Ouran-style.
Much ghaeyness will ensue.
Labels: education's trap, my boring RL, V6 |
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Title : It's A Quiet Life
Time : 6/16/2009 12:52:00 PM
I'm at home.
Vegetating (as what darling Evonne always says.)
Just read finish another D/Hr fic (Quest of Paladins by Bambu)
I am in love with the song 愛しいのナポリタン. Very tempted to eat Napolitan Spagetthi everytime I finish that song.
Wtf am I doing blogging so...stoicly???????
Gah.
I have to go out later in the afternoon to buy more PS2 games )))):
Yeah, yeah I know, outdated. I'm still frickin' using a PS2. But it's been my buddy on many a cold/rainy/sunny/windy day :3 So I cannot bear to part with it.
My Okami and FFXII CDs died )))):
It's not faiiiiir.
Being at home while everyone else is studying/working/busy is boooriiiiiiiing as hell.
Never. Ever. Ever. Try it. Labels: do not wants, my boring RL |
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
Title : Oh Baby Baby Baby~
Time : 6/14/2009 04:13:00 PM
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Thursday, June 11, 2009
Title : LABELLED
Time : 6/11/2009 06:56:00 PM
Tsunaaaaaa~ <3
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*the sole purporse of this post was to edit some labels.* Labels: 家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN |
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Title : Tweet?
Time : 6/10/2009 07:54:00 PM
Clay is now on Twitter!
Search for the name "Clayyyyy" and you shall find me! =) Labels: need-to-knows |
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Title : Where are you now?
Time : 6/09/2009 05:26:00 PM
It's been two months already.
I still remember so clearly.
12am.
And then the day I finally saw you.
And the message I received from Aly, her telling me that you had wished me all the best in Singapore as I was sitting there, at your funeral.
I miss the times when you JUST had to stick your foot in while being my 'relationship counselor' o_O and embarrassing the hell out of me, haha.
I also miss the times when you non-stop asked me how to improve your English and lectured me on how, as a friend, I'm supposed 'correct your work and rewrite it if possible'.
I'd gladly help you rewrite a thousand essays all over again, old friend.
All the old photos when Arts class was together.
It strikes a hard, melancholy chord deep down in my hypothalamus. No, not my heart, cuz the hypothalamus controls our feelings *poor attempt at sarcasm*
Oh, and for the record, I still have that 4 USB hub ports you've given to me XDD Eventhough it's spoiled now O_O
I'm going to do as you've told me too.
"Try your best at everything and don't give up."
Thanks, Aaron. God bless.
Labels: sadness and sorrow, the harshness of RL, 友だち |
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Title : Fundamentals of Life
Time : 6/08/2009 02:10:00 PM
FIRST PAPER DOWN BABY.
ONLY 3 MORE TO GO.
GOOD LUCK TO MY DARLING NEE-SAN FOR HER EXAMS <3
Time to mug more of Anatomy and Physiology 8D
Lalalalala, I'm not being mean when I don't want to tell anyone when I'm going back~~ I just want to give people heart attacks~~~ Lalalalalala *sticks fingers in ears and runs off happily into the setting sun*
WHERE ARE MY FAVOURITE DRAMIONE FICS? D: D:
My flatmate's cooking something that smells really really good omg. Labels: d/hr, my boring RL, 友だち |
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Saturday, June 6, 2009
Title : Whut de fish?
Time : 6/06/2009 09:13:00 PM
I love me new blog theme/layout 8)
I have conflicted feelings about test this week.
Either I study and pass or I study and fail.
*flails* Labels: my boring RL |
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Friday, June 5, 2009
Title : My New Babies 8D
Time : 6/05/2009 07:59:00 PM
Ever since I came to Singapore, it's been like OMFG-GET-A-NEW-PAIR-OF-SHOES-EVERYTIME-I-GO-SHOPPING fiesta o_O
Take a look at my newest babies that I couldn't resist adopting BUYING while hunting for shoes for my practical test:
I SQUEED WHEN I SAW THESE OTL And since got sales... *guess what happened*
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It's Oto-chan rave time! =D
 He now poses when I ask him to and ends up snatching my phone and asking "Eh, I look okay or not?" >:3 I'm glad I bought that CHEER YOU UP shirt for him~ 8D
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I have to stop being such an ossanophile ;w; BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. V6 has totally caught my heart <3
KUITAN IS SO MUCH LOVE TOO! 8D 愛しのナポリタン～～～ナぁぁぁぁぁぁぁポリタン！！
Imma kill Belle for getting me so distracted XDDDD
Labels: my boring RL, OTOCHAN~, SO WHAT IF I LOVE OLDER MEN, V6 |
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