THIS IS ONE IRRESISTIBLE MEME THAT I NICKED OFF THE HETALIA LJ COMM. But I tweaked the number of words *cuz as ya'll know, I usually go OVER the word limit OTL *

Series: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing: GermanyXItaly
Summary: Write 10 diffeent catagories of fanfiction, in 30 words or less.

1) Angst:
"Slitting my wrists was not enough. I needed something more..."

2) AU:
"Germany, you are under my control now. Hand over everything you have."

3) Crack!fic:
Ever since the 'affair', Italy never took Germany's red kiss prints boxers for granted again.

4) Crossover (Fruits Basket):
"Germany, do you think I'll look pretty in a dress?"

5) First Time:
(FIRST TIME WHAT?? *imagination runs wild*)

Italy wiped his eyes.

"That's the first time anyone's comforted me like that."

6) Fluff:
Germany roughly pulled Italy-kun into a hug, whispering "I'll never let you leave me like that again."

7) Humor:
"GERMANY, WHY'RE YOU DONNING ON THOSE RABBIT EARS?"

"It's called being a stripper, Italy."

8) Hurt/Comfort:
Italy gently gathered Germany, who was sobbing brokenly, into his arms.

9) Smut:
(Gods, I'M NOT GONNA GET GRAPHIC HERE.)

Italy whimpered, as Germany pulled out from him, albeit very gently.

"Does it hurt? I'm going as slow as I can here..."

10) UST:
The air was crackling with electricity but neither made a move to dissolve the atmosphere.